Dear Future Husband...

Dear Future Husband,

I'm 29 years old and you are not here yet.  It's perfectly fine, I am in no rush at the time.  But there are some things that I want you to understand about the wait that will have some effect on our marriage.  Let me explain.  I've been on my own for 11 years now and majority of that time I have spent living alone.  Habits have definitely formed and the longer I wait, the harder they will be to break.  When I get off of work I like silence.  When I come in the house I will probably nod your way or kiss you but after that: silence! Please don't think I am upset with you, please don't bombard me with questions about my day or what's for dinner.  I will speak when I am ready.  About dinner...my imagination leads me to believe that I will prepare you dinner 4-5 nights a week HOWEVER reality is I cook for myself 2-3 (in a good week).  So I'll need you to work with me on the dinner thing.  Umm what else? Oh yeah, I'm a bit of an ashy bear in the winter.  I shave religiously in the summer but when winter time arrives, I lose my religion. Instead of shaving every 2 days, it's more like every week.  Not to worry though, the older I get the less hair seems to grow back on my legs.  And yes I'm really only speaking of my legs so don't worry about "other" areas.  In my mind I think the extra hair on my legs keeps me warm.  Maybe when you come around, I'll be motivated to shave.  But like I said, the longer I wait... Another thing is I'm not as glamorous as you think I am.  I know my facebook pictures look like I am a fun, cute girl that is kind of fashionable but please understand that I am a regular girl.  I don't wear full make up, cute clothes, and heels around the house all the time.  Hopefully in our courting phase, you will understand that and decide to stay.  The financial side of things is a whole notha story.  While I'm not a complete mess, there are some habits that I have with money that you may not understand.  I pay my bills but there are other expenses that you may not understand but I guarantee you benefit from them.  We'll just file that under maintenance.  And then there's the kid thing.  Sure I want them.  Two sounds like a good number.  However, if you don't get here in a good amount of time for us to date, get married, and enjoy a year or two of newlywed bliss; that two will turn to one.  Any longer and the one will turn into a teacup pup and a pit.  The older I am, the harder for me to maintain the bod you fell in love with and not to mention the health risk for the babies.
Anywho, I'm excited about the possibility of meeting you.  Don't make me wait too long! MUAH!

Love,
Summer Pheezie!